I worked as a telemarketer, but my boss would have had you believe I was a professional student fundraiser. We made calls to alumni of the university and essentially asked for donations in a series of formed questions. I have a list of those whose answering machines were the only response.
The Hawks have taken flight from their nest. Leave evidence of your visit.
The first part is nothing but cute, I’ll give ‘em that, but the second part falls off. Leave evidence? If we’re making connections to birds, shouldn’t it be appropriate to take a shit on their answering machine? Pidgeons leave black and white evidence when they visit statues, it’s called shit and it’s not cute.
We can’t answer the phone right now because God only knows what the fuck we’re doin’.
No explanation needed.